Hey, everyone! I can’t believe Nobody Poops But You has been out for nearly six months, now. Time flies, yo.
Anyway, I wanted to send out a huge thank-you to everyone who has been reading/buying/enjoying my ridiculous parody. And I also wanted to share another tidbit that I noticed while looking at my latest Amazon sales record: while most people have been paying with US dollars, something was different this month.
GIRL, HOLD UP. SOMEONE PAID FOR A BOOK USING BRITISH POUNDS.
Dude!
Now, I don’t have any evidence to say that Her Majesty the Queen of England bought a copy. But I don’t have any evidence that says she didn’t buy a copy, you know?
I AM SUPER STOKED, REGARDLESS. Thanks, international reading buddies!
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