There’s an Edible Arrangements next to my office. I guess there are enough people buying fruit-by-the-stick for promotions, graduations, bar mitzvahs, etc. that they do a brisk business.
But what about those times when chocolate-covered-fruit kebabs just don’t cut it? Like, you wanna send a message, but maybe you hate pineapple and are just the teeensiest bit unbalanced?
INTRODUCING: EDIBLE DERANGEMENTS
The Modern Miss Havisham
Don’t stop believing — hold on to that feeling, and say it with butternut squash:
The Nose Knows No Social Boundaries
Send some spuds to your favorite stud. Does he know he’s your favorite yet? HE’S ABOUT TO.
Questioning Kumquats
Like, for real. Think about it.
Investors! Call me.
nobody poops but you 